June 07, 2004

Ah, the everlasting mystery of being 16. It's lasted this long : 21 hours 40 minutes

Thats how old i am, at least at the time of writing.

16 years
0 months
0 days
21 hours
40 minutes
23 seconds
24 milliseconds

...and so on and so forth. And do i feel anydifferent to when i was 15? Nope, not a bit. I still feel like me, which is either a good thing or a bad thing. Still have a fondness to BBQ sauce sandwiches (don't knock it until you've tried it), still find a lot of disinterest in anything everyone else finds vaguely enjoyable, still hate the stereotypical image of the 16 year old, and hate those that do nothing to alleviate the image. I wonder how that came to be actually.

Old Man : "Ooooh Martha, these young whippersnappers today. Criminals the lot of them, it'll lead to ruin I tell you"

Young Lad : "What? Dis iz an outwage! Dat is like soooooooooooo unfair, we iz not all criminals, we is like being induhvidual innit?"

Other Young Lad : "Yeh, TOOOOOOOtally induhvidual, even do we speek like, exactly da same and do da same tings and dress da same we iz still, like expressing our induhvidalness innit?"

Young Lad : "Yeh, and we iz deffinitly NOT cwiminals. Pass me da Wodka, even do i iz 14 and dat is illegal, and i beet up loads of people and engagiered in illegitimate welationships. Not criminals..."

Ok, i admit i'm using the stereotypes i despise (rather ironically), but i'm trying to prove a point. I have no idea what point that may be, and i don't know how it relates to the original point of the blog which was (cast your eyes up people) me being 16.

Checklist

Smoke legally
Legal Sex
Marriage with consent
Playing the Lottery

Hm... Nope still don't find any of those even mildly worth the fuss/bother. In fact, my 16th was rather mundane, given a twist of utmost insanity by the presence of CCC (thanks for the fish JAJ.)

Hmm, well a biology exam in just over an hour and a half which i have done little revision for and don't expect i'll do particularly well on. Looks like a change of MSN name is looming...

G'Night
DickyBod

Playing: Frequency
Reading: Biology Revision Guide
Listening to: Keane - Somewhere Only We Know (still)
Watching: Nothing really... though Dead Ringers is on later
Annoyed with: Teeth
Confused about: Did Jesus use Colgate or Aquafresh?
Mood: Happy, scared no end by the bio exam...