August 29, 2007

Lap dance, chard style ;)

Ah my darlings, my dears, my sirs my madams, my mademoiselles my lovelies, my homies and my crew, my divine and my dreary, my folks and my me.

Consider these the first words submitted to blog form from the brand-spankingly new laptop de la Chardz. For the buffs amongst you, it's one of these.

As always, I have my certain own unique opinion on such an aqcuisition as this (along with my own unique way of phrasing, and indeed spelling most of that last sentence) and such observations are as follows:
  1. My dad rocks immensely
  2. Vista is wierd and deeply confusing
  3. Mostly because it's basically Mac OS X...
  4. Mouse touchpads are absolute wank in both function design and use
  5. Mmm shiny blue lights everywhere!
In other Chard related news, I decided to fill the journey to work with the new DS stylings of both Elite Beat Agents and Contact. EBA is possibly the most addictive game ever made, the most mad, the funkiest, the maddest and most likely the toughest game ever to grce the duel screens of my DS (which I just had to check my brother wasn't sitting on). Have yet to try Contact, that may be my going to work game tomorrow.

Love and giggles
chard and the laptop

Playing: Elite Beat Agents/Guitar Hero II
Reading:
Nothing
Listening to: 'Nothing'
Annoyed with: The bastards attached to my teeth
Mood: Wooful!
Song currently stuck in head: 'No One Knows' - Queens of the Stone Age
Favourite Song of the Minute: 'Freak on a Leash' - KoRn

August 23, 2007

Heeey, I remember this!

Yes, I haven't written here in a while, we all know can we just move on and stop with the harrassing andsilly put downs now? No? Oh fine...

Hello hello once again, i must say it has been a while hasn't it? What has kept me from updating these hallowed pages, these tomes of intellect, these archives of wit? No good reason. It's kinda paradoxical actually; I'm bored, but I don't blog to releive it, thus getting more bored, thus losing the bovveredness to actually do it. But, here I am once again, hoping to jump start the creative juices with an infusion of guarana and teak.

So, things and things, what have I done? Well there was obviously New Wine in which:
  • I awoke at 6 everymorning, by design or otherwise
  • I worked with 2 year olds for aweek
  • I got abused by a 9 year old 14 year old
  • I got a 2 year old a boyfriend, only for him to dump her cos she was playing with me
  • A 7 (?) and a 4 year used me as a chair and spent a lot of time poking my teeth
  • I spent a lot of time sitting around taking the scores for Gazeball
  • I ate in the pub in Hot Fuzz, walked through the square in the shootout in Hot Fuzz, AND found the Church in Hot Fuzz, which believe it or not is the Parish Church of St. Cuthbert!
Since then? Work work work work work work work work. Work. Oh, and I saw Emmie the other day that was fun. And I saw Ami twice since New Wine, once crashing one of her rehearsals (that show is gonna be GOLD) and the other in t'pub on results day (well done her and her friends) and even had the previously unexperienced experience of driving 3 drunk girls, ranging in drunkeness from vomity (Amy) to cynically sober (Ami) home. Games days have been in full swing as usual (Guitar hero II and MarioParty 8 adding somewhat to the fun) and arses have been liberally kicked. Seen very little of Helen and Sarah, such seeming to be the quickly establishing norm, seen some of Stompp, even being a prestidigous guest at one of his gatherings, which meant all his friends had the joy of meeting little old me! All good fun and the violence for dominance of the pack was thankfully short and sweet.

Music! Ah yes, Chard has been expanding his music collection by way of Amazon and Dauve.coms. New revelations have been found (Tristania and After Forever), old alliances made stronger (Paramore, Sonarctica and Sirenia) and even as of yesterday, owning the new Nightwish single! Not that I hadn't heard it anyway, but still, pride of ownership and all that. And FIlms! Odeon proudly boast that 2007 is the 'Summer of Cinema' and they have been right! IN the last few months I have seen Harry Potter (utter fucktripe), Die Hard (*ecstatic shudder*) Transformers (Ok, but obviously filmed by someone very nervous) The Simpsons (like a long episode, but with Bart's penis). Films films films!

Hm, is that all... have I caught up enough... *czechs calender* ooh, Steve B's party, which between discussion with Owen about the Ubermensch Charles Lamb and fierce debate on religious beliefs with wierd people made for the funniest alcohol fueled night of some time.

Aaaand that's it. All I leave you with new is the question "what is with the recreational eating of peanuts" and this little flash animation which has helped me through some pretty tough times.

'chard

Ah crap, sorry I forgot, I have a place to live in Kent now. If you want me I am at:

144 Becket Court
University of Kent
Canterbury
Kent
CT2 7NS

Email: rms9@kent.ac.uk

Make me feel loved loves!

chard

Playing: Guitar Hero II/ Pokémon
Reading: Nowt
Listening to: 'La historia del mamut'
Annoyed with: my braces, change the record
Mood: Full
Song currently stuck in head: 'Meridian' - Sirenia
Favourite Song of the Minute: 'The Shining Path'/'Fences'/'Sister Nightfall'/'Sahara' - Tristania, Paramore, Sirenia, Nightwish