I rather wish that this blog allowed emoticons. If it did, I'd be there with the ":'(" one held high, no matter what Lynne Truss may say about them being an evil of society.

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For why is this my dear readers? If you don't know you either haven't talked to me recently, or read my blog or JAJ and Chris's.

I am orf. Like cheese left in the back of the refrigerator, I am going orf. Eventually to come back in a new form (like a fresh block of cheese) in a week. I am orf to London, where the streets are paved with gold (or the next best thing; 'bling') and a man can make his fortune, so long as he has a black cat, and he's in a fairy story.

I've just looked at the last sentence again. OXFORD COMMA!!! I feel so unclean.

So, for a week, adieu and a Christian good readers!

I am taking along a note-book and a pen, with the aim of :  keeping myself from going blogger cold turkey and so that when I return I can blog as to my exploits, without having to resort to my failing memory.

See y'all in a week.
Me

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