Hoorah! The bountiful joys of mild food poisoning are lacking! I've eaten my own cooking, and I'm fine!

And this being the technological age it is, I even took a few snaps of the process!

If you see any obvious breaches of basic health and safety, let me know so I at least know what it is I'm dying of.

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Ok, that ones the ingredients, as the very cheap book I bought yesterday described them :

1 small onion, finely chopped/hacked (I opted for the hacking method for most of this dish)
1 garlic clove, finely chopped/hacked (like the Matrix, very professionally hacked)
2 rashers of streaky bacon, finely chopped/hacked (Like a PC without a firewall. Sans fat of course)
125g of mushrooms, sliced (didn't do so badly here. Though i did buy more when we had some in the fridge...)
150ml can of cream of mushroom soup (had to get 250g. What's that in ml?)
Parsley (too much, not well chopped...)

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Most of the above, frying gently in 1tbsp of Olive Oil, without soup...

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...with soup.

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Soup and frying things simmering gently, parsley added, beside a pan of boilingwater which was supposed to be cooking the tagliatelle.

All this came together to form food fit for a DickyBod:

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(bad Rolf Harris impression) Can ye tell what it is yet? (/bad Rolf Harris impression)

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Now to clean up the kitchen. Back in a bit.

Chares
'Cheerd

No wait...

Cheers,
'Chard

Playing: Kingdom Hearts
Reading: Eats, Shoots and Leaves
Listening to: Pulp - Disco 2000
Watching: Michelle and Stu in BB having sex... notice they didnt bleep Shell's first ****.
Annoyed with: Being unable to walk to Clock House, only to walk to New Beckenham
Confused about: Not much
Mood: No longer hungry.