I'd like to apologise for how long its been since I posted, but you see i've been living in Nepal, helping starving goats rear orphaned babies in Africa, while both of my legs were broken, and to top it off my IE was annoyingly not working in the Nepal Mountain ranges. So, explanation over, posting time!

As was said in the previous posts, none of the next posts are going to be about books ('WHAT?' i hear you say, 'BUT.. LOOK, THERE LOOK WHAT IT SAYS!!!' Well, read it again. Wasn't edited at all. Nope... nope nope nope nope. In fact, the last post never existed, so why am i talking about it? Look, not there. Nope. Not deleted at all....nope nope nope....)

I woke up today at 8, a nice healthy time to start the day, as the non lazy people will contest. I spent a frantic 3 minutes scared to hell that i was late for school, hastily packing my bags, mailing and shouting the appropriate threats. Then my brain clocked something. "Look, it's Saturday Richard. Im tired. Your tired. GO BACK TO BED YOU IDIOT!!!" Thats when i decided i was clinically insane and went back to bed, to wake up at the more antisocial hour of 12. So, after a brief round on the internet, i realised nothing was happening, and the chance had been given to blog. (I'm back from Nepal by the way...)

(hideous parallel with soap opera scene) As it happens i've been cheating on my loyal readers. I don't know how to tell you this, but....theres another blog... you never know, you may get to see it. Don't be too jealous, i'll still post here. I'll just be posting there as well... sniff... (/hideous parallel with soap opera scene)

Thursday held the rollocking good time of the week. The fun and sexual content that can only come from... LOW RATE PORN no wait i mean A-LEVEL DRAMA!!! Yes, the rampant themes of death, the early thirties, literature and sex, sex, sex all mixed into four productions by the Langley Park School for Boys AS and A2 drama groups. The productions were as follows:

Look Back In Anger
Kafka's Dick
Teechers
Life Goes On

Look back in anger

Fairly boring, little bits of interesting acting, no real slip ups, some violence, sexual references

Kafka's Dick

Literary type returns from dead to find he has unwanted fame, and the secret of his not-so-large... piece of anatomy is out. Wierd, but hilarious.

Teechers

School gets new 'teecher' who make impression on all the kids and elbows hardnut in face prompting his early retirement. Funny, sexual references, ratio of M to F - 1:3

Life Goes On

Man killed when fixing wife's hairdryer returns from dead and helps alcoholic pal with amking it with all three sisters of the dead mans wife. Funny, obscure acting talent (can't put your hand through a door mate) but ultimately far too long.


Well there you go Stompp, Electricity and Teradud, you all got your post. ENJOY!!

Nighty night!
Dickybod

Playing: Final Fantasy VIII
Reading: Left Behind 5 - Apollyon
Listening to: Liberi Fatali - Nobuo Uematsu (FFVIII)
Watching: Distraction/experimental (Sehr Lustig!)
Annoyed with: My throat
Confused about: 8 IN THE MORNING! DAMN MY BODY CLOCK!
Mood: Happy, content. Might play on MechCommander...