Had i blogged yesterday, this would be my fastest post adjacent to the previous post for quite a while. And in fact i think it still is. But what do i know? Well, quite a bit really, i know how some people think it's fun to batter people senseless, or hurt each other in the name of public entertainment, and how channel 4 can allow such a horrific and deplorable concept to become a good show. All of those come under 1 title.
Distraction. One of the few television show i would love to go and see live, or at least see one of Jimmy Carr's stints live.
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Anyway, to this blog. This blog has niothing to do with Distraction, or even the greatness and comic genious of the man Jimmy Carr, but a different topic altogether. In fact, i don't have a clue why i started this blog with a description of Distraction. I think i was trying to prove a point, but looking back i have no idea what that point may have been. If you think you know, send an email with you name and address on your telephone number (good ol' Python!) to the usual address (the address being on the side of the page, or at least a link to said address) with your answer. The best entry wins a night out with me! Guaranteed to yield either of two results:
1) Thew evening will be so dull and such a pointless waste of your evening that you will die of boredom or develop some sort of manic depressive disorder
-or-
2) You won't email me at all.
I think many people will be opting for the latter...
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Right, what was i saying...oh yes, the blog. Well, i am bloggin today on a topic that...um... only 2 people who read this will possibly have an inkling of what i'm on about. I won't mention names, because, lets face it, noone else who reads the blog knows who you are. So, (finally) to the point (actually, i've just realised how long it took me to get to the point, which is quite ironic, considering the topic in conjuction with one of the people who know what im talking about...) this blog is about:
MY SUNDAY (which was yesterday)
Well, my sunday ran like this:
1000 - My phone alarm goes a ringedy-ring
1130 - Decide I'd better get up and shut my alarm up
1230 - Have shower, toddle downstairs onto MSN for a bit
1300 - My brother comes home from CCC
1330 - We both leave, bound for CCC
1520(ish, i lose track of time about here) - Come within vicinity of CCC, met 2 people, 1 of whom scares me intensely, and the other was refered to earlier as 'i've just realised how long it took me to get to the point' and for some reason walk through shops to get someones pizza.
1530 - Spend 20 minutes looking for Ukraine on a large map of the world, only to have it pointed out to me within 4 seconds. Also admired the Orkney Isles for a while, only just realising where they were...
1600 ~ 1800 (i think) - Spend the time witnessing some very strange things and cutting out 10 sheets of paper, of which i think about 7 were used. Have my eardrums permanently damaged by the female voices rendition of "In Christ Alone". Realise for about the 500th time that evening how mad this place truely is...
1900 ~ 2040 - Aaah the wondrousness of CCC youth services!!! Highlights included -
Dance Routine, complete with appropriate actions and severely cracking knees
Dramatic performance, which happened to be rather good, but, could not compare with :
-An Interview with a Congregate-
Possibly the absolute highlight of the entire evening. And to keep you in suspense, im not going to tell you why. Why? Because I can't really be bothered to type anymore.
So, um...that was an interesting Sunday, and now for Monday...um... well....yeh...
G'Night
DickyBod
Reading: Um... I read an old Calvin and Hobbes book last night
Listening to: Feuer Frei. Better that then BEP
Watching: I dont know really.
Confused about: Teradud. You fool...
Annoyed with: Myself...i dont know why, i just am
Mood: Happy happy happy!!!! And yes, the prozac is working!!!
May 31, 2004
May 29, 2004
WOO!!
Im rather happy today. For why? FINALLY we have sound return to this computer. A wire or connection was lost in the amplifier of the system we were previously using, but not to worry!!
A quick jaunt down to Oxfam by y brother yeilded the positive results of :
(brace yourself, its a good one)
2...really...REALLY...REALLY...REALLY low quality speakers.
Still, the low quality more than makes up for the total lack of sound i have experience for an ENTIRE week. And sitting alone in this room fro most of Thursday and Wednesday on the internet and MSN has been utter hell without the music of Muse, Don Davies, Nobuo Uematsu or even Britney to pacify my moods.
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So, to this blog. Well, im posting for one reason and one reason only. If i see a person before she sees this and berates me for having not blogged, i can hold my head up high, don a really silly (but nonetheless smug) grin, and proclaim, in a proud, steady and happy voice : "YOU WOULD DOUBT ME?! I, MY GOOD WOMAN...HAVE BLOGGED!!" (arm raised in proclamation and granduer. Realise how silly i look and run.)
I've been rehearsing that all day.
Ok, maybe not. The oppertunitymay never present itself, and even if it does, i certaily wouldnt make myself look like that much of a fool knowingly.
So, i had two exams this week, German Listening (Higher Tier) and English Literature (also, suprisingly enough, Founda- i mean, Higher Tier). So, i present these brief reviews of them:
German Listening
Initially, it didnt seem like this exam was going to be much to worry about. I'd done enough revision to know what most of the questions where going to be on, and we'd done a lot of prior preperation in the lessons beforehand, so i was reltively prepared for the format of the exam and the general content of the questions, and how they'd be asked. What i wasn't prepared for however, was what made this examination one of the most torturous i've done :
The acoustics in the school hall
These were, in a word : horrendous (I could have used an obscenity there, but decided against it. Im 16 in a week. Time to grow up methinks.) The echoes bouncing off of the walls of the hall made every sound that came out of the cassette recorder entirely inaudible. Essentially, it was Weebl-ised, at least Weebl as voiced in 'Birthday Wishes'. (If you have no idea who Weebl or his friend Bob is, or do not know about their everyday happenings, you need to get out less.)
So, back to the exam. I couldn't hear a thing, i didnt hear the answers, so i think i failed that one. Ah well, im not doing German by choice, and im not doing it next year for A level. Give me Drama anyday (do i hear the distant voice of David Chandler and Richard Lewis on the wind? What are they saying? Just...through? oh throw...my.....life away. Just THROW my life away eh? Computing dave? and GERMAN Lewis? Ugh, just throw your life away both of you...)
English Literature
Aaaah, pure unadulterated English literary bliss! A whole 105 minute slot of poetry and Of Mice and Men! The Of Mice and Men question presented the easiest 45 minutes of answer writing i had, so i believe i picked up quite a few marks there. I made a bit of a shambles on the poetry question. In retrospect i may have picked the wrong question, but think i scraped enough marks to gain a B or an A.
So, next exam is biology on the 7th, when i am 16 years and 1 day old. Woo... great timing.
Well, thats that blog over and done with. Now to post on another blog...
G'Night
DickyBod
Playing: Final Fantasy VIII
Reading: The Dalek Survival Guide
Listening to: France Gall - Sacre Charlemagne (I GOT IT!!!)
Watching: Jurassic Park earlier
Annoyed with: Biology exam (see above)
Confused about: The Jorange...
Mood: Tired, happy.
Im rather happy today. For why? FINALLY we have sound return to this computer. A wire or connection was lost in the amplifier of the system we were previously using, but not to worry!!
A quick jaunt down to Oxfam by y brother yeilded the positive results of :
(brace yourself, its a good one)
2...really...REALLY...REALLY...REALLY low quality speakers.
Still, the low quality more than makes up for the total lack of sound i have experience for an ENTIRE week. And sitting alone in this room fro most of Thursday and Wednesday on the internet and MSN has been utter hell without the music of Muse, Don Davies, Nobuo Uematsu or even Britney to pacify my moods.
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So, to this blog. Well, im posting for one reason and one reason only. If i see a person before she sees this and berates me for having not blogged, i can hold my head up high, don a really silly (but nonetheless smug) grin, and proclaim, in a proud, steady and happy voice : "YOU WOULD DOUBT ME?! I, MY GOOD WOMAN...HAVE BLOGGED!!" (arm raised in proclamation and granduer. Realise how silly i look and run.)
I've been rehearsing that all day.
Ok, maybe not. The oppertunitymay never present itself, and even if it does, i certaily wouldnt make myself look like that much of a fool knowingly.
So, i had two exams this week, German Listening (Higher Tier) and English Literature (also, suprisingly enough, Founda- i mean, Higher Tier). So, i present these brief reviews of them:
German Listening
Initially, it didnt seem like this exam was going to be much to worry about. I'd done enough revision to know what most of the questions where going to be on, and we'd done a lot of prior preperation in the lessons beforehand, so i was reltively prepared for the format of the exam and the general content of the questions, and how they'd be asked. What i wasn't prepared for however, was what made this examination one of the most torturous i've done :
The acoustics in the school hall
These were, in a word : horrendous (I could have used an obscenity there, but decided against it. Im 16 in a week. Time to grow up methinks.) The echoes bouncing off of the walls of the hall made every sound that came out of the cassette recorder entirely inaudible. Essentially, it was Weebl-ised, at least Weebl as voiced in 'Birthday Wishes'. (If you have no idea who Weebl or his friend Bob is, or do not know about their everyday happenings, you need to get out less.)
So, back to the exam. I couldn't hear a thing, i didnt hear the answers, so i think i failed that one. Ah well, im not doing German by choice, and im not doing it next year for A level. Give me Drama anyday (do i hear the distant voice of David Chandler and Richard Lewis on the wind? What are they saying? Just...through? oh throw...my.....life away. Just THROW my life away eh? Computing dave? and GERMAN Lewis? Ugh, just throw your life away both of you...)
English Literature
Aaaah, pure unadulterated English literary bliss! A whole 105 minute slot of poetry and Of Mice and Men! The Of Mice and Men question presented the easiest 45 minutes of answer writing i had, so i believe i picked up quite a few marks there. I made a bit of a shambles on the poetry question. In retrospect i may have picked the wrong question, but think i scraped enough marks to gain a B or an A.
So, next exam is biology on the 7th, when i am 16 years and 1 day old. Woo... great timing.
Well, thats that blog over and done with. Now to post on another blog...
G'Night
DickyBod
Playing: Final Fantasy VIII
Reading: The Dalek Survival Guide
Listening to: France Gall - Sacre Charlemagne (I GOT IT!!!)
Watching: Jurassic Park earlier
Annoyed with: Biology exam (see above)
Confused about: The Jorange...
Mood: Tired, happy.
May 23, 2004
I feel the urge to blog once again my fair readers. Why? No idea. Today has been rather dull and repetitive, with only the occasional chat on MSN making the day bearable. GOIng out later this evening, um... did some things..
OOooh tomorrow! Whole day of revision/MSNing
FUN FUN FUN!!
Yeh right... German revision...
Dickybod
OOooh tomorrow! Whole day of revision/MSNing
FUN FUN FUN!!
Yeh right... German revision...
Dickybod
May 22, 2004
May 21, 2004
Look for an episode of the croo. Go on, look i dare you. Cant see it can you? That because I deleted it! YES!! THE CROO IS DEAD!!! MWHAAAHHAHA
Well, not really. In order to give it its own home (which it rightly deservers) it has been moved to its own blog. Linky to the side. I have the plan, when it's finished, to rewrite the entire thing in a more prose-style approach, since the screenplay format, although adequate, is very restrictive.
Hey, you never know, it may even be a film one day. Not impossible, look on blogger.com's news page.
In other news NO MORE SCHOOL!!! Compulsory education has ceased, and now 14 exams await until the summer freedom and on to sixthform. Huzzah!
G'night
DickyBod
Well, not really. In order to give it its own home (which it rightly deservers) it has been moved to its own blog. Linky to the side. I have the plan, when it's finished, to rewrite the entire thing in a more prose-style approach, since the screenplay format, although adequate, is very restrictive.
Hey, you never know, it may even be a film one day. Not impossible, look on blogger.com's news page.
In other news NO MORE SCHOOL!!! Compulsory education has ceased, and now 14 exams await until the summer freedom and on to sixthform. Huzzah!
G'night
DickyBod
May 19, 2004
Today has been a wierd day. First the emergence of one Joe Ghandi, an Ed Feist lookalike that has spawned a whole following of loyal Year 11's sporting his image on great badges!
Also, the counting of the Herbertisms came to a head today with the completion of the Case Study, which will be presented to him tomorrow at 3pm.
Um thats about it. I can't post the next Croo unfortunatley, but i will have time tommorow, i promise!
Dickybod
Also, the counting of the Herbertisms came to a head today with the completion of the Case Study, which will be presented to him tomorrow at 3pm.
Um thats about it. I can't post the next Croo unfortunatley, but i will have time tommorow, i promise!
Dickybod
May 17, 2004
In my previous post i mentioned the Eurovision song contset. the song in question that won Eurovision was Wild Dances by Ruslana. Imagine the below sung to the tune of a tribal war dance, in a very heavy Russian-esque accent.
Just maybe I’m crazy,
The world spins round and round and round
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
I want you to want me as I dance
Round and round and round
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
Forever and ever go, go, go wild dancers!!
Day-na-day-na Wanna be loved
Day-na Gonna take my wild chances
Day-na-day-na Freedom above
Day-na-da-na-da I’m wild ‘n’ dancing
...alternatively I'll send it to you, or you can get it yourself you lazy buggers.
So, in DickyBod News, nothing much has happened. I have my German oral exam in 14 hours, and i have done no preperation for it, I haven't done my cue card for it, and, hey let's face it, i'm not going to do the former. The latter's kind of a nessacity...
Had a very strange MSN conversation earlier, about which i will mention no names, but the perpertrator can rest assured that he/she is in no immediate danger. Though, blackmail purposes... makes me wish i really had saved the convo... Ah well.
Well, i bring news that the next installment of Das Croo will be posted tomorrow, for no reason other than my life is quite a bit less interesting. Ciao
G'night
DickyBod
Playing: Jailbait on Interstate I-0 (don't ask)
Reading: Left Behind 10 - The Remnant
Listening to: Ruslana - Wild Dancers (Still. Too damn catchy!)
Watching: The Last Samurai (Nice one Chris :D)
Annoyed with: Sacre Charlemagne (if anyone can get me that i will love you forever)
Confused about: JESSICA-ANN JENNER!!!
Mood: Tired, serene, happy. Kinda confuzzled...
Ciao
Just maybe I’m crazy,
The world spins round and round and round
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
I want you to want me as I dance
Round and round and round
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
shi-di-ri-di-duy, shi-di-ri-di-da-na
Forever and ever go, go, go wild dancers!!
Day-na-day-na Wanna be loved
Day-na Gonna take my wild chances
Day-na-day-na Freedom above
Day-na-da-na-da I’m wild ‘n’ dancing
...alternatively I'll send it to you, or you can get it yourself you lazy buggers.
So, in DickyBod News, nothing much has happened. I have my German oral exam in 14 hours, and i have done no preperation for it, I haven't done my cue card for it, and, hey let's face it, i'm not going to do the former. The latter's kind of a nessacity...
Had a very strange MSN conversation earlier, about which i will mention no names, but the perpertrator can rest assured that he/she is in no immediate danger. Though, blackmail purposes... makes me wish i really had saved the convo... Ah well.
Well, i bring news that the next installment of Das Croo will be posted tomorrow, for no reason other than my life is quite a bit less interesting. Ciao
G'night
DickyBod
Playing: Jailbait on Interstate I-0 (don't ask)
Reading: Left Behind 10 - The Remnant
Listening to: Ruslana - Wild Dancers (Still. Too damn catchy!)
Watching: The Last Samurai (Nice one Chris :D)
Annoyed with: Sacre Charlemagne (if anyone can get me that i will love you forever)
Confused about: JESSICA-ANN JENNER!!!
Mood: Tired, serene, happy. Kinda confuzzled...
Ciao
May 16, 2004
The Eurovision Song Contest.
The name brings to mind so many image and thoughts. The country uniting as one, to expect many things. These include:
The terrible quality of the song
The technical mishaps (sure Jemini...'technical' problems)
Wogan being completey drunk at the end of the evening
The voting will be the most biased pile of turd in existance
I had managed to avoid all 48 previous Eurovision competitions for various reasons (not yet being born was quite a good one i thought) but yet, last night i found myself to be on a sofa, phone next to me with a piece of card on it with "Ukraine" stamped on it, sitting in a room with several others, watching what was perhaps one of the most interesting moments of television i had seen all year.
Essentially i had accepted the invitation to attend a 'Eurovision Partay' which basically entailed me being assigned a country (Ukraine) along with others, ad then having to give my own score for each countries entry as it came on TV. Admittedly it was much simpler after Spain's entry had shut up, because i then had managed to get the gist of the evening. Now, those who know me know that i am at heart a very cynical and sarcastic person. Which led to my fellows jurors incredulousness when i revealed i hadn't given any country above an 8. Now, those of you who really know me (Duds im looking at you here) would know that my taste in music is dubious, to say the least. Hence more incredulousness from my peers. I then sneak a look at Greece's marks, and see 2 nul points and at least 5 douze points.
Actually on the topic of Greece, i almost managed to kill her. ON Eurovision and all. I believe it went:
Ukraine : "But look, thats so cheesy!"
Greece : "At least he's doing something original (take bite of sandwich)"
Ukraine : "What, singing in key?!"
(Let choking commence)
The rivalry between us was heated during the voting. (Sibling rivalry was nonexistant. I had 200 points before my Bro even got any.) With us both fighting for the top spot, it become tense, until Ukraine was honoured by three countries in a row (no idea which countries. They sang something though, no idea what...) with the full douze points. So victory was assured. And for the Ukrainian victory, i recieved two Terry's Chocolate Oranges (mine, not Terry's.) One was given to my brother as a sympathy vote (3 points snigger) and i gave the other to Greece, for the simple reasons that i had almost killed her, she had come second (i think... maybe third, i dunno) and that my dental state would have meant that my teeth would have disintegrated the moment any of the orange came into contact with my teeth.
Oh, and for the record, Jessica-Ann Jenner, if you read ths, i'd like to know where your theory about the above came from.
Well, that was a fun evening. Loved that Ukrainian entry :D
G'night
Dickybod
Playing: Quake Interactive Fiction (finished it, but meh)
Reading: Left Behind 9 - Desecration
Listening to: Ruslana - Wild Dancers (Ukrainian Entry. Not good without the leather)
Watching: The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Annoyed with: Sacre Charlemagne STILL!!!
Confused about: Why i havent posted the next croo...
Mood: Happy. Bloody tired, got no sleep last night...
The name brings to mind so many image and thoughts. The country uniting as one, to expect many things. These include:
The terrible quality of the song
The technical mishaps (sure Jemini...'technical' problems)
Wogan being completey drunk at the end of the evening
The voting will be the most biased pile of turd in existance
I had managed to avoid all 48 previous Eurovision competitions for various reasons (not yet being born was quite a good one i thought) but yet, last night i found myself to be on a sofa, phone next to me with a piece of card on it with "Ukraine" stamped on it, sitting in a room with several others, watching what was perhaps one of the most interesting moments of television i had seen all year.
Essentially i had accepted the invitation to attend a 'Eurovision Partay' which basically entailed me being assigned a country (Ukraine) along with others, ad then having to give my own score for each countries entry as it came on TV. Admittedly it was much simpler after Spain's entry had shut up, because i then had managed to get the gist of the evening. Now, those who know me know that i am at heart a very cynical and sarcastic person. Which led to my fellows jurors incredulousness when i revealed i hadn't given any country above an 8. Now, those of you who really know me (Duds im looking at you here) would know that my taste in music is dubious, to say the least. Hence more incredulousness from my peers. I then sneak a look at Greece's marks, and see 2 nul points and at least 5 douze points.
Actually on the topic of Greece, i almost managed to kill her. ON Eurovision and all. I believe it went:
Ukraine : "But look, thats so cheesy!"
Greece : "At least he's doing something original (take bite of sandwich)"
Ukraine : "What, singing in key?!"
(Let choking commence)
The rivalry between us was heated during the voting. (Sibling rivalry was nonexistant. I had 200 points before my Bro even got any.) With us both fighting for the top spot, it become tense, until Ukraine was honoured by three countries in a row (no idea which countries. They sang something though, no idea what...) with the full douze points. So victory was assured. And for the Ukrainian victory, i recieved two Terry's Chocolate Oranges (mine, not Terry's.) One was given to my brother as a sympathy vote (3 points snigger) and i gave the other to Greece, for the simple reasons that i had almost killed her, she had come second (i think... maybe third, i dunno) and that my dental state would have meant that my teeth would have disintegrated the moment any of the orange came into contact with my teeth.
Oh, and for the record, Jessica-Ann Jenner, if you read ths, i'd like to know where your theory about the above came from.
Well, that was a fun evening. Loved that Ukrainian entry :D
G'night
Dickybod
Playing: Quake Interactive Fiction (finished it, but meh)
Reading: Left Behind 9 - Desecration
Listening to: Ruslana - Wild Dancers (Ukrainian Entry. Not good without the leather)
Watching: The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Annoyed with: Sacre Charlemagne STILL!!!
Confused about: Why i havent posted the next croo...
Mood: Happy. Bloody tired, got no sleep last night...
May 13, 2004
Tifa Lockhart. The amply bosomed character from that noted Role-Playing game Final Fantasy VII, has now been officially included as a character in the upcoming release : Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children. And talk about a graphical redux!!!
Ouch...
Crap, drama prduction in 2 hours...
Ah hell... wish t'DickyBod luck (cheers Stompp BTW :P)
Ouch...
Crap, drama prduction in 2 hours...
Ah hell... wish t'DickyBod luck (cheers Stompp BTW :P)
May 09, 2004
Ah a lazy Sunday morning. Forum and roleplay are seeing very few interesting topic and online peeps respectively...
I might watch Gladiator later today. I dunno. While this post stales to become boring, there is only one remedy. The continuation of Chapter 2 of da croo... hey that rhymes!
Talentless Freestyle Rap Mode
'Tis Chapter 2,
Of the croo
gone to library
to read Heaney
Get that book
dont give a fook <-------------- Unnessacary Swearing put in, to make me look 'cool', and 'street' innit.
Will dey win?
Will dey lose?
its in the bin
not up the hose <----------- assonance....or dissonance... Make your mind up Herbert.. (Aw boys...)
In chapter 3
are they free
are they caught
are they taught?
by da roodboi crew,
but anyhoo,
i care not,
da bitches are hot, <------------------- Verbal disrespect to woman. Makes me look like a real man. Innit.
Tarquin is not,
I used the same rhyme,
Im running out of time,
so read the blog,
i'll feed the dog.
M&M's eat your heart out. Or Eminem. I dunno.
In the Dickybod land, i have discovered the truye meaning of cheese, or at least the best way to eat it. Large block of cheese, covered in BBQ sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm Lecker lecker (as some German Teletubby kid put it). Thats pretty much all. Im being confused by deities, Stompp's doing artwork, and im sitting here.
Fun fun fun
Laters
DickyBod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Left Behind 8 - The Mark
Listening to: Muse - Time is Running Out
Watching: Weebl and Bob mainly
Annoyed with: Sacre Charlemagne
Confused about: The croo. And Ell's friend...
Mood: Happy
I might watch Gladiator later today. I dunno. While this post stales to become boring, there is only one remedy. The continuation of Chapter 2 of da croo... hey that rhymes!
Talentless Freestyle Rap Mode
'Tis Chapter 2,
Of the croo
gone to library
to read Heaney
Get that book
dont give a fook <-------------- Unnessacary Swearing put in, to make me look 'cool', and 'street' innit.
Will dey win?
Will dey lose?
its in the bin
not up the hose <----------- assonance....or dissonance... Make your mind up Herbert.. (Aw boys...)
In chapter 3
are they free
are they caught
are they taught?
by da roodboi crew,
but anyhoo,
i care not,
da bitches are hot, <------------------- Verbal disrespect to woman. Makes me look like a real man. Innit.
Tarquin is not,
I used the same rhyme,
Im running out of time,
so read the blog,
i'll feed the dog.
M&M's eat your heart out. Or Eminem. I dunno.
In the Dickybod land, i have discovered the truye meaning of cheese, or at least the best way to eat it. Large block of cheese, covered in BBQ sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm Lecker lecker (as some German Teletubby kid put it). Thats pretty much all. Im being confused by deities, Stompp's doing artwork, and im sitting here.
Fun fun fun
Laters
DickyBod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Left Behind 8 - The Mark
Listening to: Muse - Time is Running Out
Watching: Weebl and Bob mainly
Annoyed with: Sacre Charlemagne
Confused about: The croo. And Ell's friend...
Mood: Happy
May 08, 2004
it's as predictable as the end result of a Halo deathmatch between myself and Dickybod (I win everytime, but he has me awestruck when it comes to Soul Calibur skills, so we're even across the board).
Shall we test that theory Mr. Stomppy-boy? Teh gloves be down. 1 moment, I need to pick them up again, or mum will have a go at me...
Well, back in the land of the Dickybod, i did very little today. I woke at twelve, bought some new shoes, a bottle of water and a chocolate croissant. Yum...
In other news, my Dad and Brother went to Wembley to some guitar show that i shall now feign interest in.
Interest...
7.9% APR...
And now I've blogged. That should keep the critics happy...
G'night
Dickybod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Left Behind 7 - The Indwelling
Listening to: Offspring - All I Want
Watching: Hm... all sorts of things perhaps...
Annoyed with: My inability to salvage a Mad-Cat W
Confused about: Where the hell the Croo's going...
Mood: Happy. Slightly tired. Serene. All i need now is a good conversation on MSN. Damn, only Wendy on...
Shall we test that theory Mr. Stomppy-boy? Teh gloves be down. 1 moment, I need to pick them up again, or mum will have a go at me...
Well, back in the land of the Dickybod, i did very little today. I woke at twelve, bought some new shoes, a bottle of water and a chocolate croissant. Yum...
In other news, my Dad and Brother went to Wembley to some guitar show that i shall now feign interest in.
Interest...
7.9% APR...
And now I've blogged. That should keep the critics happy...
G'night
Dickybod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Left Behind 7 - The Indwelling
Listening to: Offspring - All I Want
Watching: Hm... all sorts of things perhaps...
Annoyed with: My inability to salvage a Mad-Cat W
Confused about: Where the hell the Croo's going...
Mood: Happy. Slightly tired. Serene. All i need now is a good conversation on MSN. Damn, only Wendy on...
May 05, 2004
May 04, 2004
I've been threatening this for ages. Wendy, i won't jab you for the rest of the year, if you allow me to keep this up!
Wendy's Mum - Fountains of Dickybod
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the PS2 (hang by the PS2)
Did your mum get back from her shopping trip? (shopping trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the DickyBod that I used to be
I'm in year 11 now, Wendy can't you see?
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited all day
Wendy, can't you see you're just not the (I don't really know what to put here....) for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wendy's mom
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy, do you remember when Rob rushed your house? (rushed your house)
Your mom came out with just a shotgun (shotgun)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "I swear i will not kill anyone"
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your bro went to LPBS, your mom could kill a guy like me
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited all day
Wendy, can't you see you're just not the (I don't really know what to put here....) for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wendy's mom
If he reads this i'll be dead by tomorrow. Make sure you do the biology Wendy.
Day was a normal school day really. Almost fell asleep in english 5 times (a lesson from which we stole one of the display posters. Tsk Tsk Teradud.)
Finished my map on MechCommander. If anyone plays it other than me, make sure you play it on easy. Any harder setting on the difficulty and it becomes impossible...
Well g'night
Dickybod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures Map : Breakout (copyright DcikyBod)
Reading: Left Behind 6 - Assassins
Listening to: All Is Full Of Love - Bjork / The Villiage Without Souls Bran Bal (Piano Version) - BOTH CLASSY!!!
Watching: Whatevers on TV when i turn it on in a dazed stupor upstairs
Annoyed with: Turkina C Gauss Cannons Vs Shadowcat Long Tom Cannon. THE SHADOWCAT SHOULD WIN!!!
Confused about: What i'm typing...
Mood: Tired, happy, at peace, need sleep, slightly damp from earlier rain.... lots... of rain...
Wendy's Mum - Fountains of Dickybod
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the PS2 (hang by the PS2)
Did your mum get back from her shopping trip? (shopping trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the DickyBod that I used to be
I'm in year 11 now, Wendy can't you see?
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited all day
Wendy, can't you see you're just not the (I don't really know what to put here....) for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wendy's mom
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy, do you remember when Rob rushed your house? (rushed your house)
Your mom came out with just a shotgun (shotgun)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "I swear i will not kill anyone"
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your bro went to LPBS, your mom could kill a guy like me
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited all day
Wendy, can't you see you're just not the (I don't really know what to put here....) for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wendy's mom
If he reads this i'll be dead by tomorrow. Make sure you do the biology Wendy.
Day was a normal school day really. Almost fell asleep in english 5 times (a lesson from which we stole one of the display posters. Tsk Tsk Teradud.)
Finished my map on MechCommander. If anyone plays it other than me, make sure you play it on easy. Any harder setting on the difficulty and it becomes impossible...
Well g'night
Dickybod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures Map : Breakout (copyright DcikyBod)
Reading: Left Behind 6 - Assassins
Listening to: All Is Full Of Love - Bjork / The Villiage Without Souls Bran Bal (Piano Version) - BOTH CLASSY!!!
Watching: Whatevers on TV when i turn it on in a dazed stupor upstairs
Annoyed with: Turkina C Gauss Cannons Vs Shadowcat Long Tom Cannon. THE SHADOWCAT SHOULD WIN!!!
Confused about: What i'm typing...
Mood: Tired, happy, at peace, need sleep, slightly damp from earlier rain.... lots... of rain...
May 03, 2004
Here's a test for people. For a second date take her to McD's. If she gets rid of you she's more interested in cash and other materialistic things, if she stays with you and puts up with it then she likes you.........if she suggests going to McD's again dump her as she's a townie in disguise.
Sage advice from the PS2 forums :D
Sage advice from the PS2 forums :D
FAO Stompp more than anyone else
From gaming website:
On the 12 th of May, Day 1 of E3, Sega will showcase to the world it's re-entry into the Console hardware arena.
We first reported on a rumour regarding Sega returning to hardware about a month ago, but now the rumour is a reality, Financially revitalised, finally debt free, Sega now firmly belives it has what it takes to rule the roost.
But why you may ask are they doing this? wouldn't it be suicide? well no, not really. You see when Sega was making the dreamcast hardware it was selling an average of between 25-30 million units of software per year. Since going third party that number has always remained in the 6-10 million range. Besides the reason for going third party in the first place was to stop the losses and have a chance to get rid of it's debt (well over a billion dollars). Third party was never a permanent business plan. Did Isao Okawa give away he's life savings to save a software developer? No! re-entering hardware in the next round was always the plan. Did Sammy splash out half a billion dollars just for arcade floor space? No!
What we're trying to get at is that the signs have always been there, but now rejoice!
IT IS TIME FOR THE BIGGEST COMEBACK STORY OF ALL TIME!
What gamespot says about it:
SEGA cannot comment on rumors relating to its exclusive press event on day one of E3. SEGA remains excited about it.
Probably a load of beeswax, but i can dream...
Well, no school, sat on the PC all day, did little. Fun!
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures FFVIII if i get round to it
Reading: Philip K. Dick - 'Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?'
Listening to: Whatever Stompp sent me earlier
Watching: Spigoted Away
Annoyed with: My throat AGAIN AGAIN
Confused about: The rain
Mood: Cold....i have one
From gaming website:
On the 12 th of May, Day 1 of E3, Sega will showcase to the world it's re-entry into the Console hardware arena.
We first reported on a rumour regarding Sega returning to hardware about a month ago, but now the rumour is a reality, Financially revitalised, finally debt free, Sega now firmly belives it has what it takes to rule the roost.
But why you may ask are they doing this? wouldn't it be suicide? well no, not really. You see when Sega was making the dreamcast hardware it was selling an average of between 25-30 million units of software per year. Since going third party that number has always remained in the 6-10 million range. Besides the reason for going third party in the first place was to stop the losses and have a chance to get rid of it's debt (well over a billion dollars). Third party was never a permanent business plan. Did Isao Okawa give away he's life savings to save a software developer? No! re-entering hardware in the next round was always the plan. Did Sammy splash out half a billion dollars just for arcade floor space? No!
What we're trying to get at is that the signs have always been there, but now rejoice!
IT IS TIME FOR THE BIGGEST COMEBACK STORY OF ALL TIME!
What gamespot says about it:
SEGA cannot comment on rumors relating to its exclusive press event on day one of E3. SEGA remains excited about it.
Probably a load of beeswax, but i can dream...
Well, no school, sat on the PC all day, did little. Fun!
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures FFVIII if i get round to it
Reading: Philip K. Dick - 'Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?'
Listening to: Whatever Stompp sent me earlier
Watching: Spigoted Away
Annoyed with: My throat AGAIN AGAIN
Confused about: The rain
Mood: Cold....i have one
May 02, 2004
You may remember me mentioning the Left Behind series of books. Well, it starts with the Rapture (read Revelation. Better than Dante's Peak anyday) and the setting is an airplane. Half of the passengers are taken by Christ, but the pilot, co-pilot and most of the flightcrew are 'left behind' (and so the story goes on. Im relaly annoyed that mum and dad have bought neither book 3 or book 6. DAMN THEM!!!). However, many pilots that were in the air were also taken, sending all the planes in thier care spinning on an uncontrollable descent to thier deaths. While not really focused on that much in the books, I still found this rather amusing when I stumbled upon it :
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Find this and more at www.reverendfun.com
Anyway, short post tonight, 'cos i'm going to bed...
G'night
DickyBod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Philip K. Dick - 'Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?'
Listening to: 1000 words (English) - Nobuo Uematsu (Score) / Jared Hite (Vocals) - FFX-2
Watching: Sleepy Hollow, if it's still on
Annoyed with: My thraot AGAIN
Confused about: Not much really...
Mood: Tiredish.
RANDOM PICTURE
REMOVED DUE TO SPACING CONSTRICTIONS 05/05/04
(IMAGE REMOVED)
Find this and more at www.reverendfun.com
Anyway, short post tonight, 'cos i'm going to bed...
G'night
DickyBod
Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Philip K. Dick - 'Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?'
Listening to: 1000 words (English) - Nobuo Uematsu (Score) / Jared Hite (Vocals) - FFX-2
Watching: Sleepy Hollow, if it's still on
Annoyed with: My thraot AGAIN
Confused about: Not much really...
Mood: Tiredish.
RANDOM PICTURE
REMOVED DUE TO SPACING CONSTRICTIONS 05/05/04
May 01, 2004
I'd like to apologise for how long its been since I posted, but you see i've been living in Nepal, helping starving goats rear orphaned babies in Africa, while both of my legs were broken, and to top it off my IE was annoyingly not working in the Nepal Mountain ranges. So, explanation over, posting time!
As was said in the previous posts, none of the next posts are going to be about books ('WHAT?' i hear you say, 'BUT.. LOOK, THERE LOOK WHAT IT SAYS!!!' Well, read it again. Wasn't edited at all. Nope... nope nope nope nope. In fact, the last post never existed, so why am i talking about it? Look, not there. Nope. Not deleted at all....nope nope nope....)
I woke up today at 8, a nice healthy time to start the day, as the non lazy people will contest. I spent a frantic 3 minutes scared to hell that i was late for school, hastily packing my bags, mailing and shouting the appropriate threats. Then my brain clocked something. "Look, it's Saturday Richard. Im tired. Your tired. GO BACK TO BED YOU IDIOT!!!" Thats when i decided i was clinically insane and went back to bed, to wake up at the more antisocial hour of 12. So, after a brief round on the internet, i realised nothing was happening, and the chance had been given to blog. (I'm back from Nepal by the way...)
(hideous parallel with soap opera scene) As it happens i've been cheating on my loyal readers. I don't know how to tell you this, but....theres another blog... you never know, you may get to see it. Don't be too jealous, i'll still post here. I'll just be posting there as well... sniff... (/hideous parallel with soap opera scene)
Thursday held the rollocking good time of the week. The fun and sexual content that can only come from... LOW RATE PORN no wait i mean A-LEVEL DRAMA!!! Yes, the rampant themes of death, the early thirties, literature and sex, sex, sex all mixed into four productions by the Langley Park School for Boys AS and A2 drama groups. The productions were as follows:
Look Back In Anger
Kafka's Dick
Teechers
Life Goes On
Look back in anger
Fairly boring, little bits of interesting acting, no real slip ups, some violence, sexual references
Kafka's Dick
Literary type returns from dead to find he has unwanted fame, and the secret of his not-so-large... piece of anatomy is out. Wierd, but hilarious.
Teechers
School gets new 'teecher' who make impression on all the kids and elbows hardnut in face prompting his early retirement. Funny, sexual references, ratio of M to F - 1:3
Life Goes On
Man killed when fixing wife's hairdryer returns from dead and helps alcoholic pal with amking it with all three sisters of the dead mans wife. Funny, obscure acting talent (can't put your hand through a door mate) but ultimately far too long.
Well there you go Stompp, Electricity and Teradud, you all got your post. ENJOY!!
Nighty night!
Dickybod
Playing: Final Fantasy VIII
Reading: Left Behind 5 - Apollyon
Listening to: Liberi Fatali - Nobuo Uematsu (FFVIII)
Watching: Distraction/experimental (Sehr Lustig!)
Annoyed with: My throat
Confused about: 8 IN THE MORNING! DAMN MY BODY CLOCK!
Mood: Happy, content. Might play on MechCommander...
As was said in the previous posts, none of the next posts are going to be about books ('WHAT?' i hear you say, 'BUT.. LOOK, THERE LOOK WHAT IT SAYS!!!' Well, read it again. Wasn't edited at all. Nope... nope nope nope nope. In fact, the last post never existed, so why am i talking about it? Look, not there. Nope. Not deleted at all....nope nope nope....)
I woke up today at 8, a nice healthy time to start the day, as the non lazy people will contest. I spent a frantic 3 minutes scared to hell that i was late for school, hastily packing my bags, mailing and shouting the appropriate threats. Then my brain clocked something. "Look, it's Saturday Richard. Im tired. Your tired. GO BACK TO BED YOU IDIOT!!!" Thats when i decided i was clinically insane and went back to bed, to wake up at the more antisocial hour of 12. So, after a brief round on the internet, i realised nothing was happening, and the chance had been given to blog. (I'm back from Nepal by the way...)
(hideous parallel with soap opera scene) As it happens i've been cheating on my loyal readers. I don't know how to tell you this, but....theres another blog... you never know, you may get to see it. Don't be too jealous, i'll still post here. I'll just be posting there as well... sniff... (/hideous parallel with soap opera scene)
Thursday held the rollocking good time of the week. The fun and sexual content that can only come from... LOW RATE PORN no wait i mean A-LEVEL DRAMA!!! Yes, the rampant themes of death, the early thirties, literature and sex, sex, sex all mixed into four productions by the Langley Park School for Boys AS and A2 drama groups. The productions were as follows:
Look Back In Anger
Kafka's Dick
Teechers
Life Goes On
Look back in anger
Fairly boring, little bits of interesting acting, no real slip ups, some violence, sexual references
Kafka's Dick
Literary type returns from dead to find he has unwanted fame, and the secret of his not-so-large... piece of anatomy is out. Wierd, but hilarious.
Teechers
School gets new 'teecher' who make impression on all the kids and elbows hardnut in face prompting his early retirement. Funny, sexual references, ratio of M to F - 1:3
Life Goes On
Man killed when fixing wife's hairdryer returns from dead and helps alcoholic pal with amking it with all three sisters of the dead mans wife. Funny, obscure acting talent (can't put your hand through a door mate) but ultimately far too long.
Well there you go Stompp, Electricity and Teradud, you all got your post. ENJOY!!
Nighty night!
Dickybod
Playing: Final Fantasy VIII
Reading: Left Behind 5 - Apollyon
Listening to: Liberi Fatali - Nobuo Uematsu (FFVIII)
Watching: Distraction/experimental (Sehr Lustig!)
Annoyed with: My throat
Confused about: 8 IN THE MORNING! DAMN MY BODY CLOCK!
Mood: Happy, content. Might play on MechCommander...
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