August 20, 2005

Spiderman Away!

Next in our series of insights into the truly violent nature of the console wars, we investigate the totalitarian rule the Playstation 3 has, overlooking the vast plains and battlefields of Pixelia in the shadowy Citadel of Cell.














The Machine itself is incapable of independant communication and utilises Japanese Businessmen Types (JBT) to relay commands. Here you can see them planning their major assault for Spring 2006, when they will implement a missile attack codenamed "Launch Title."














The JBT are unwilling servants of the Great Cell Processer, and as this particular presentation was carried out by a Silver Class he was flanked by 2 White PS3 Sentinels, ready to attack if things got out of hand.














The slave rooms in bowels of the citadel hold countless of Nintendo fanboys, still convinced that the Gamecube "wasn't really all that bad"


























Ruling the roost and commanding the Citadel is the Shadow Black PS2. It vanishes into the background with its stealth technology in much the same way the Dreamcast shouldn't have. It was good dammit!!!














Here we can see this stealth action in...action. The black colouring goes silver, thenwhite in order to blend into what appears to be a Cold Winter blizzard (pun :P)


























Finally, here is a Silver Battle Class PS3, complete with a short range aerial fighter, which fires lasers using Blu-ray technology, white the PS3 unit itself fires Blu-ray discs in much the same fashion as we saw in the Revolution Tank.

Fun no? Sarah would have laughed (got your mention, right here)

1 comment:

Dauve said...

That is one formidable machince.