Yes, that time once again descends dear readers! And give me no grief about being intolerant of others by calling it CHRISTmas, as opposed to Xmas, Chrismas, Chris the mouse or even the god-forsaken 'crimbo'. I'll call it what I like, and will spell it correctly, spank you berry much.
So, let the festivities roll!
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The Dickyblog Christmas Party!!!
Yahoo! Sit down, drink some of the mulled wine, have a mince pie or two, stick on a Christmas song CD and relax. Or of course, pick one of DJ Chard's Christmas Classic Remixes (copyright MCDaveMcC) with such destroyed classics as:
Rocking Around the Artificial Christmas Tree
I Wish I Could Be Sober Everyday
'Frosty' the Modern Business Woman
Loud Night (due to partying people)
Send the Cavalry to Iraq
Santa Claus is Gunning You Down
I'm Dreaming of A White Woman
Rocket Around the Christmas Tree (Star Wars Missle Defence Refix)
And many many more!
Or why not try some traditional party games? Or for the more adventurous/masochistic, why not attempt one of these original DickyBlog patented games?
Christmas Samurai/Jedi
A fun costume and great for those last minute fancydress party worries!
You will need:
Two Cardboard Tubes (the kind you get in the centre of wrapping paper is ideal)
Optional - tennis racket or a third cardboard tube
Picture
1) Take one of the two tubes and tear along the existing spiralling bond.
2) Wrap around sword arm (usually right). This forms the gauntlet! You need protection from the others who dress up as this no?
3) Pretend the other tube is a sword/lightsaber. You will end up looking like this! (For the Jedi amongst you, a little imagination later and this!)
4) For extra fun, use another tube or tennis racket to simulate a second weapon!
Jedi Version
Normal version
And you're done! Now challenge the nearest Padawan/Ronin and have fun! First to 10 wins!
(Thanks to Teradud and his gimp for the lightsaber pictures)
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But the party has only begun! London and a wedding to go yet! See you tomorrow, if not, then on the 25th!
Frohe Weinachten
Darth 'chard
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2 comments:
A erm... a wedding?
All hail the great Davemeister for his exceptional skill with his Gimp. HAIL!
Words can not describe what a sad, lonely nerd you look before my nifty editing. But 20 mins later, and you're the height of popularity in your school/workplace! Or maybe not... :D
You'd make a perfect jedi Richard :)
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