I am on a webcam conversation with Ell, and 4 of her very bizarre friends. Since this conversation is making my brain hurt slightly, I'm going to just be random, and completely rip off Chef Brian. Give me a second to don my 'l337 chef' apron...
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Oh what a solid wall is a salmon. Its scales are like the tingling of an itch, while as soft as a marzipan roll. The figs on the date tree are imposters, and should be eaten like a steak; boiled with mushrooms and feathers. It is important to note that wrenches are more trustworthy than they otherwise appear. In fact, like many a pane of glass, they can turn 180 degrees when in heavy traffic.
Interesting fact : The dodo was made extinct by fossil fuels, ingested through the sphincter. A complex array of weasels makes ovulation possible, despite the soul being trapped by linear progression of the Juno Reactor album.
New York is like a pony, in that it is called apple. The form and size of iguana's are governed by the koala bear, which has it's minions of Paddington bear clones ready to invade Kazakhstan. Bush smells like a ripe tomato, and Cheney is his beef.
Salutations and ripe caterpillar urchin
Keeper of the Kerosine
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