November 12, 2004

Destructor Fish Will Die!

Like many good songs that haunt the internet, or indeed on rare occasion the Top 10 *shudder* it transpires that some songs have titles that have NOTHING to do with the song whatsoever. Quite a few Nightwish songs never mention the title in the lyrics, My Immortal from Evanescance did the same. So, in vague homage to these wondrous works this post has a title that has nothing to do with the post 'propa'

Aren't songs, even great songs, annoying once stuck in the head? Even worse when there's two of the buggers in there!!!

The Bugsy Malone auditions I was hoping to go to in the week have been moved to the week after. So pish to thee Miss P.

Two new links, one original, one revived. Dan Oakner (psychadelically pseudonymic) now has a blog, and will hopefully post on it if he realises that people do read our blogs, honest. The second is a pseudoblog, with fictional works as it's centre. You may remember it (if anyone read it other than me and Ell) from a while ago, but The Deity Chronicles has some importance here, as it has started up a new category on the sidebar: 'Fiction Blogs', which has only 2 occupants. How nice.

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So, to the point. I got this 'high-larrius' email recently:

"hey ther i was redain your blog and thout iwould mail you lol cos its well funny and you rock man you are like GOD mant yeh you are wicked, howe do you cum up with this lol your arethe bisnessman lolol"

Which, after much cleansing of my eyes, translated to:

"hey there i was reading your blog and thought i would e-mail you lol cos its well funny and you rock. You are like GOD man, yeh you are wicked. How do you come up with this lol! You are the businessman lolol"

Don't quite see how i qualify as a businessman. Still, for those of you who are far too upperclass for this urchin's colloquialisms(sp?), here it is again:

"Why hello there my good man. I was partaking of a read of your 'web-log', and I mused upon sending you an electronic mail. I find it to be most humourous in nature, and you yourself are clearly a staple of society. You could be equated to the highest order of the social echelons, in your smart observations and witty comments. I must inquire as to whom else contributes to your postages, for 'tis unnatural for literary prose of such calibre to be purely from one source. Who else writes these words? I close, with: 'You are one that sells factory made comestibles.'"

Still not sure how the businessman comment works, but oh well. Anyhoo, this mail got me thinking. Why not tell the lovely people who does work on this blog? So, prepare yourself for:

The Dickyblog Credit's!

Written by – Richard Stewart
HTML written by – blogger.com/Richard Stewart
Edited by – Richard Stewart
Template by – Jason Sutter
Images taken with - Fujifilm FinePix f410
Images hosted by - PhotoBucket
Soundtrack provided by – Windows Media Player
Song stuck in head by - Yngwie Malmsteen
Vocabulary provided by - The Dictionary
Backup writing tool - Word 2000
Main Distraction While Blogging - MSN Messenger
Sense of humour by - Early exposure to Python
Sceptism and cynism provided by - The crap world we’re in
Love of written word by - Many many books
Sidebar – Richard Stewart
HitCounter – www.123counters.com
Quote of the [Insert Time Frame] - VariousWorldMap Hit Indicator by - HitMaps
Sign off by – uk.playstation.com
Aliases by – Myself, Chris, Ell, Grandia II, Sarah
Title by - Chris
People brought to Blogger by me - 9

Copyrights:
NationStates - Max Barry
Ctrl-Alt-Del - Tim Buckley
Stick Suicide - Matt Melvin
Newgrounds - Tom Fulp
Weebl and Bob - Jonti Picking
Kid Radd - Dan Miller
White Ninja - Scott Bevan and Kent Earle.
Playstation – Sony
Destructor Fish - Stompp

Musical entertainment by - Nightwish, Nobuo Uematsu, Stompp, Fahrenheit 451
Love of fantasy by - Final Fantasy (Hironobu Sakaguchi)
Love o’ me life – Sa
Readers – YOU
Email that made this credit block exist written by – Me

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Well wasn't that fun! Do I smell a bandwagon?

TuttyBye
Richie Baby


6 comments:

Dauve said...

And there was me actually thinking that you had some fan mail...

Ell said...

WOO!! I'm in the credits! YEAH! WHEE!
Ellx

Dan said...

Buisnessman. He didn't even do GCSE business. tut.

Chard said...

Silly Oaktree

And yes Ell. Yes you are :D

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