Can I still eat swan?

NOTE : 'Tis best that you read the comments on Stompp's latest post first. Link-filled-fun!

Read it? No? READ IT DAMN YOU!!!

I can wait.

Read? Blue? Ok then.

So, moving on.

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WHAT THE HELL IS A HOOPO? So, basically, don't eat the f*cking owls. But WAIT! It gets still better! Lev 11:20 "Don't eat insects that have wings and walk on all four feet; they are also to be hated."

All FOUR feet? I though one of the main requisites of being an insect was the two extra legs they have... Meh. BUT WAIT! There are SOME four footed insects (snigger) that can be eaten. Here are the conditions:

Lev 11:21-22 "but you may eat certain insects that have wings and walk on four feet. You may eat those there are no yellow hairs growing in it..." oops, turned over two pages. Durn onion-skin...

Lev 11:21-22 "But you may eat certain insects that have wings and walk on four feet. You may eat those that have legs with joints above their feet so that they can jump. These are the insects you may eat : all kinds of locusts, crickets and grasshoppers."

So no wasps? Damn.

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Chapter 5 of Leviticus is perhaps that with the greatest heading : "Special Types of Accidental Sin". What the heck is an accidental sin you ask? These include :

• Perjury
• Touching a dead animal (even if he doesn't know he touched it)

As for verse 4, can someone tell ME what the heck it means?

"Or someone might make a promise before the Lord without thinking. It might be a promise to do something bad or something good; it might be about anything. Even if he forgets about it, when he remembers, he will be guilty"

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The greatest books in the Bible for sheer laughs and lunacy: Leviticus, Proverbs and Song of Songs. Have a read. They're great :D

Playing: Kingdom Hearts
Reading: Darren Shan - 'The Lake of Souls'/ Garth Nix - 'Sabriel'
Listening to: 'Simple And Clean' - Some woman
Watching: Patlabor later
Annoyed with: 'Thursday' not 'Fursday'
Confused about: Meredith/Stompp spat
Mood: Tired
Song currently stuck in head: N/A
Favourite Song of the Minute: 'One Year Fahrenheit' - Fahrenheit 451