Life, According to Potato Waffles

"Birds Eyes Waffles go really well with:

sausages, pork chops, lamb chops, chop chop!, melted cheese & Worcestershire sauce (Mmmm), grilled chicken (cluck, cluck), fried eggs, baked beans, boiled eggs (waffle soldiers), chilli sauce, scrambled eggs, salad (off to the gym then?) sizzling bacon, floury baps & tomato ketchp (waffle butty), fish fingers, bikini's (not really), chicken kiev, sausages (can't get enough sausages, can you?), hummus, beef burgers, mushrooms, fishcakes, a full cooked breakfast (big night was it?), roast lamb, top trumps (very '80s), gravy, a glass of wine (or 2), chicken burgers, ham and pickle, gammon, your favourite soap opera (Ricky!!!), salt and vinegar, dodgy sitcoms, sausages...

...in fact they're soooo versatile (grill 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em...) that
THEY'LL GO WITH ANYTHING!"

All the bolds and text sizes are about as accurate as I can get. You can't make this stuff up :D

HERE BE AN EDIT, yarr!

On another note,there are 3 new webcomics on the right. 8-bit theatre and Turn Signals on a Land Raider are pretty much general geek humour (therein lies the appeal I spose) and Calvin and Hobbes is the one we all know and love 'cos of how much it kicks ass. And to the MAD ANONYMOUS COMMENTER! i corrected the spelling, so spleens to yer ass!