Tifa Lockhart. The amply bosomed character from that noted Role-Playing game Final Fantasy VII, has now been officially included as a character in the upcoming release : Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children. And talk about a graphical redux!!!

Ouch...

Crap, drama prduction in 2 hours...

Ah hell... wish t'DickyBod luck (cheers Stompp BTW :P)

Ah a lazy Sunday morning. Forum and roleplay are seeing very few interesting topic and online peeps respectively...

I might watch Gladiator later today. I dunno. While this post stales to become boring, there is only one remedy. The continuation of Chapter 2 of da croo... hey that rhymes!

Talentless Freestyle Rap Mode

'Tis Chapter 2,
Of the croo
gone to library
to read Heaney
Get that book
dont give a fook <-------------- Unnessacary Swearing put in, to make me look 'cool', and 'street' innit.
Will dey win?
Will dey lose?
its in the bin
not up the hose <----------- assonance....or dissonance... Make your mind up Herbert.. (Aw boys...)
In chapter 3
are they free
are they caught
are they taught?
by da roodboi crew,
but anyhoo,
i care not,
da bitches are hot, <------------------- Verbal disrespect to woman. Makes me look like a real man. Innit.
Tarquin is not,
I used the same rhyme,
Im running out of time,
so read the blog,
i'll feed the dog.

M&M's eat your heart out. Or Eminem. I dunno.

In the Dickybod land, i have discovered the truye meaning of cheese, or at least the best way to eat it. Large block of cheese, covered in BBQ sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm Lecker lecker (as some German Teletubby kid put it). Thats pretty much all. Im being confused by deities, Stompp's doing artwork, and im sitting here.

Fun fun fun

Laters
DickyBod

Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Left Behind 8 - The Mark
Listening to: Muse - Time is Running Out
Watching: Weebl and Bob mainly
Annoyed with: Sacre Charlemagne
Confused about: The croo. And Ell's friend...
Mood: Happy

Quick Joke time.

What do you call a shy fish?

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Nonnesuch is going to kill me....

it's as predictable as the end result of a Halo deathmatch between myself and Dickybod (I win everytime, but he has me awestruck when it comes to Soul Calibur skills, so we're even across the board).

Shall we test that theory Mr. Stomppy-boy? Teh gloves be down. 1 moment, I need to pick them up again, or mum will have a go at me...

Well, back in the land of the Dickybod, i did very little today. I woke at twelve, bought some new shoes, a bottle of water and a chocolate croissant. Yum...

In other news, my Dad and Brother went to Wembley to some guitar show that i shall now feign interest in.

Interest...
7.9% APR...

And now I've blogged. That should keep the critics happy...

G'night
Dickybod

Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Left Behind 7 - The Indwelling
Listening to: Offspring - All I Want
Watching: Hm... all sorts of things perhaps...
Annoyed with: My inability to salvage a Mad-Cat W
Confused about: Where the hell the Croo's going...
Mood: Happy. Slightly tired. Serene. All i need now is a good conversation on MSN. Damn, only Wendy on...

Two short things :

1) My most played song on Windows Media Player is : Tomoyasu Hotei - Battle without Honour or Humanity, with 128 plays. MY second most played is Neodammerung at 118 plays.

2) 800 HITS!!! WOO!!! IN YOUR FACE TERADUD!!!

I've been threatening this for ages. Wendy, i won't jab you for the rest of the year, if you allow me to keep this up!

Wendy's Mum - Fountains of Dickybod

Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on

Wendy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the PS2 (hang by the PS2)
Did your mum get back from her shopping trip? (shopping trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the DickyBod that I used to be
I'm in year 11 now, Wendy can't you see?

Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited all day
Wendy, can't you see you're just not the (I don't really know what to put here....) for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wendy's mom

Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
Wendy's mum has got it goin' on

Wendy, do you remember when Rob rushed your house? (rushed your house)
Your mom came out with just a shotgun (shotgun)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "I swear i will not kill anyone"

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your bro went to LPBS, your mom could kill a guy like me

Wendy's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited all day
Wendy, can't you see you're just not the (I don't really know what to put here....) for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Wendy's mom


If he reads this i'll be dead by tomorrow. Make sure you do the biology Wendy.

Day was a normal school day really. Almost fell asleep in english 5 times (a lesson from which we stole one of the display posters. Tsk Tsk Teradud.)

Finished my map on MechCommander. If anyone plays it other than me, make sure you play it on easy. Any harder setting on the difficulty and it becomes impossible...

Well g'night
Dickybod

Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures Map : Breakout (copyright DcikyBod)
Reading: Left Behind 6 - Assassins
Listening to: All Is Full Of Love - Bjork / The Villiage Without Souls Bran Bal (Piano Version) - BOTH CLASSY!!!
Watching: Whatevers on TV when i turn it on in a dazed stupor upstairs
Annoyed with: Turkina C Gauss Cannons Vs Shadowcat Long Tom Cannon. THE SHADOWCAT SHOULD WIN!!!
Confused about: What i'm typing...
Mood: Tired, happy, at peace, need sleep, slightly damp from earlier rain.... lots... of rain...

Here's a test for people. For a second date take her to McD's. If she gets rid of you she's more interested in cash and other materialistic things, if she stays with you and puts up with it then she likes you.........if she suggests going to McD's again dump her as she's a townie in disguise.

Sage advice from the PS2 forums :D

FAO Stompp more than anyone else

From gaming website:

On the 12 th of May, Day 1 of E3, Sega will showcase to the world it's re-entry into the Console hardware arena.

We first reported on a rumour regarding Sega returning to hardware about a month ago, but now the rumour is a reality, Financially revitalised, finally debt free, Sega now firmly belives it has what it takes to rule the roost.

But why you may ask are they doing this? wouldn't it be suicide? well no, not really. You see when Sega was making the dreamcast hardware it was selling an average of between 25-30 million units of software per year. Since going third party that number has always remained in the 6-10 million range. Besides the reason for going third party in the first place was to stop the losses and have a chance to get rid of it's debt (well over a billion dollars). Third party was never a permanent business plan. Did Isao Okawa give away he's life savings to save a software developer? No! re-entering hardware in the next round was always the plan. Did Sammy splash out half a billion dollars just for arcade floor space? No!

What we're trying to get at is that the signs have always been there, but now rejoice!

IT IS TIME FOR THE BIGGEST COMEBACK STORY OF ALL TIME!

What gamespot says about it:
SEGA cannot comment on rumors relating to its exclusive press event on day one of E3. SEGA remains excited about it.

Probably a load of beeswax, but i can dream...

Well, no school, sat on the PC all day, did little. Fun!

Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures FFVIII if i get round to it
Reading: Philip K. Dick - 'Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?'
Listening to: Whatever Stompp sent me earlier
Watching: Spigoted Away
Annoyed with: My throat AGAIN AGAIN
Confused about: The rain
Mood: Cold....i have one

You may remember me mentioning the Left Behind series of books. Well, it starts with the Rapture (read Revelation. Better than Dante's Peak anyday) and the setting is an airplane. Half of the passengers are taken by Christ, but the pilot, co-pilot and most of the flightcrew are 'left behind' (and so the story goes on. Im relaly annoyed that mum and dad have bought neither book 3 or book 6. DAMN THEM!!!). However, many pilots that were in the air were also taken, sending all the planes in thier care spinning on an uncontrollable descent to thier deaths. While not really focused on that much in the books, I still found this rather amusing when I stumbled upon it :

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Find this and more at www.reverendfun.com

Anyway, short post tonight, 'cos i'm going to bed...

G'night
DickyBod

Playing: MechCommander : Desperate Measures
Reading: Philip K. Dick - 'Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?'
Listening to: 1000 words (English) - Nobuo Uematsu (Score) / Jared Hite (Vocals) - FFX-2
Watching: Sleepy Hollow, if it's still on
Annoyed with: My thraot AGAIN
Confused about: Not much really...
Mood: Tiredish.

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REMOVED DUE TO SPACING CONSTRICTIONS 05/05/04

I'd like to apologise for how long its been since I posted, but you see i've been living in Nepal, helping starving goats rear orphaned babies in Africa, while both of my legs were broken, and to top it off my IE was annoyingly not working in the Nepal Mountain ranges. So, explanation over, posting time!

As was said in the previous posts, none of the next posts are going to be about books ('WHAT?' i hear you say, 'BUT.. LOOK, THERE LOOK WHAT IT SAYS!!!' Well, read it again. Wasn't edited at all. Nope... nope nope nope nope. In fact, the last post never existed, so why am i talking about it? Look, not there. Nope. Not deleted at all....nope nope nope....)

I woke up today at 8, a nice healthy time to start the day, as the non lazy people will contest. I spent a frantic 3 minutes scared to hell that i was late for school, hastily packing my bags, mailing and shouting the appropriate threats. Then my brain clocked something. "Look, it's Saturday Richard. Im tired. Your tired. GO BACK TO BED YOU IDIOT!!!" Thats when i decided i was clinically insane and went back to bed, to wake up at the more antisocial hour of 12. So, after a brief round on the internet, i realised nothing was happening, and the chance had been given to blog. (I'm back from Nepal by the way...)

(hideous parallel with soap opera scene) As it happens i've been cheating on my loyal readers. I don't know how to tell you this, but....theres another blog... you never know, you may get to see it. Don't be too jealous, i'll still post here. I'll just be posting there as well... sniff... (/hideous parallel with soap opera scene)

Thursday held the rollocking good time of the week. The fun and sexual content that can only come from... LOW RATE PORN no wait i mean A-LEVEL DRAMA!!! Yes, the rampant themes of death, the early thirties, literature and sex, sex, sex all mixed into four productions by the Langley Park School for Boys AS and A2 drama groups. The productions were as follows:

Look Back In Anger
Kafka's Dick
Teechers
Life Goes On

Look back in anger

Fairly boring, little bits of interesting acting, no real slip ups, some violence, sexual references

Kafka's Dick

Literary type returns from dead to find he has unwanted fame, and the secret of his not-so-large... piece of anatomy is out. Wierd, but hilarious.

Teechers

School gets new 'teecher' who make impression on all the kids and elbows hardnut in face prompting his early retirement. Funny, sexual references, ratio of M to F - 1:3

Life Goes On

Man killed when fixing wife's hairdryer returns from dead and helps alcoholic pal with amking it with all three sisters of the dead mans wife. Funny, obscure acting talent (can't put your hand through a door mate) but ultimately far too long.


Well there you go Stompp, Electricity and Teradud, you all got your post. ENJOY!!

Nighty night!
Dickybod

Playing: Final Fantasy VIII
Reading: Left Behind 5 - Apollyon
Listening to: Liberi Fatali - Nobuo Uematsu (FFVIII)
Watching: Distraction/experimental (Sehr Lustig!)
Annoyed with: My throat
Confused about: 8 IN THE MORNING! DAMN MY BODY CLOCK!
Mood: Happy, content. Might play on MechCommander...