December 27, 2006

This post could get me arrested.

So, Christmas has been and gone with Jesus suffering his usual Birthday/Christmas hangover. The Chard too, has succumbed to the odd momnent of drunken revelry, but the less said about those the better really.

So, materialism, what did I get?
  • Creative Zen Vision: M, sexy bit of gadget related sex
  • Kingdom Hearts II (Stompp rocks!), more of which will be covered below
  • 2007 Calender of Hokusai prints, the dude who did the wave picture and also arguably the first example fo tentacle rape. Cultured.
  • Finger drums, which are unique in being a drum kit made of nothing but 1 cymbal, thank you sarah for that
  • Other things...
So, yeh KHII, a few points which i need to get of my chest and put into the public domain to add to my oddness.In Kingdom Hearts 1, the main love interest was Kairi. A lovely girl, true, but she looked about 10, so fantasies where limited (in comparison to, say, Yuna):







See? Cute, but in a very illegal sense. Which is why I'm ever so glad that Nomura put a bit of thought into the design for her in KHII, and grew her up a bit. Kairi is now very, VERY hot









Thankfully they also had the foresight to add the amazginly hot visage of the blond Naminé.








Man I'm pathetic...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yay pretty lady! Not pathetic, just...er...not pathetic...

Sarah said...

She still looks about 14, you know. It's all a bit paedophilic if you ask me...

Chard said...

After careful research she's now 15 going on 16.


Almost legal.

Anonymous said...

But not quite :D

Kirsten said...

I also got a Creative Zen Vision M! Tis pretty and wonderful and shiny.

Anonymous said...

This would be disturbing had I not seen examples of this before (from other people). Meh, to each their own i guess. Not so much pathetic as simply a product of playing a heck of a lot of video games, so we're but a step away from Bromosville maybe :P

Anonymous said...

kairi always reminded me of a young Aeris from ff7 which i also had a thing for(they are both hot)... i imagine you will not see her in her prime years 18-22(oh man i would be in heaven looking at kairi at more my age). you can find young girls 14-15 and under hot but yuck they are too young to be dreaming about, 16 and over well thats a different story some 16 year old look older then they are so i say its Ok\!!!

Anonymous said...

Not quite so... I think Kairi and Naminé, has a rather cutey character design. I'll guility confess that the girls are mainly what got me into KH. ^_<

The term for attraction to young girls, especially drawn/CGI girls is called "lolicon". This phenomenon is widely accepted in Japan, where this game originated from. Persoanlly, I don't believe its wrong or paedophilic to dream about them as they are just animated girls, they arn't real. So Hey! ^_^

Mali - Kun said...

kairi in the first game was 13...

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