Drunk

I';m drunk, so forgive me for the spelling errors, thew fallacies and the general whao shouldnt say thats.

Its 1 past midnight, so I'd like to say:

THANK YOU SAINT VALENTINE FOR GETING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT THAT MEN EVERYWHERE SHOULD SFFER THE SAME FATE EVERY YEAR IN YOUR NAME.

C*nt.

Chard is bored.

Very bored. In fact, I'm not sure you could quantify my boredom with any number or with any scale. I am so bored I just finished watching a silent film (Harold Lloyd, rather devoid of lobster-like features this time), reading another set of webcomic archives while attempting to work my way through a 1500 piece jigsaw with my mother. I was this bored yesterday (despite the snow (snow!)) and the day before and very possibly the day before. And this is not a good thing. When I get bored I do one of two things; I either sleep or eat. Sleep is not too bad, cos it wastes a bit of time but then I spend more time awake anyway, just a little groggy. And eating is not good, cos then I at best get fat and at worst invent new sandwiches (cheese, salsa and soured cream) that would render a hippo incapable of digestion for weeks. So, for the love of my sanity and mood, someone please do something to distract me!

Although, Final Fantasy XII should be here in 2 weeks. Then you won't have me and I'll be all like "Haha! You could have had my company when I was around and bored but nooo you all had to be busy and pleasant, and now you're all like 'We want you Chard cos you're amazing and devilishly sexy and we want to do nasty things to you' (men need not apply) and I got FFXII and I dont need friends so NYAAH." Or something. I'm kinda lightheaded...


STRAIGHT HAIRED ME!!!

For yes! Saturday last was the time for festivities and fancy dressed frolicks. And partial alliteration. and ooh pretty skies somewhat:


Cant be bothered to go into details, so have a few photos. The rest are on Facebook or Flickr if you are so inclined to have a gander:









So happy 18th Sarah and let's hope you make it to 19. Not that you won't for any reason, but you know it's nice to be reassured. And lets shut up now.

SNOW! We had snow! And cats! In that order.



And I'm out of things to say. Come back soon, when I might be interesting again.